The Ballad of Donny Do Nothing

So wild his mane and fair his health
He loves to show off all his wealth
He serves just one, his arrogant self
We call him Donny Do Nothing

The border lands are overrun
The dollar is high, so have some fun
What else could any man have done
Let’s celebrate Donny Do Nothing

All those who call another name
Avoid their facts and send them shame
Our golden idol is above all blame
Praise be to Donny Do Nothing

The problems grow, it’s not his fault
Just four more years, he’ll kick them out
But don’t you share that in a shout
Just trust in Donny Do Nothing

When he is gone. we’ll surely cry
For liberty and life then shall die
Because we could not even try
For more than Donny Do Nothing.